SKATEBOARD: The Movie!
Forget
about Tony Hawk. The best skater of all time is Leif Garrett, with Richard Van Der Wyk
taking second.
Long
before Dogtown and
Z-Boys or Disney Channel's Brink
there was this 1978 classic of wonderfulness. What made the film mostly
spectacular though? The skateboarding really took second fiddle to the fact that
this was a movie STARRING Allen Garfield, he wasn't just some secondary
character, he was the star. There's this great scene where there's closeups of
his big bald head with his hair all out of place and and it pans out and his
belly is not being hidden in any way, not even an attempt and he's just in this
awkward position for about two minutes, talking on the phone to Tony Carbone.
That is just a wonderful thing. The fact that he's also some asshole who owes
money to the mob and is a con-man for the most part makes this what is supposed
to be an innocent film about the California skateboarding circuit in the late
70's (which may or may have not really been as big as proposed here... a $20,000
prize to the winning team and TV's Orson Bean as the event host/MC) so much fun.
Added enjoyment for the film includes the fact that two members of the team,
"L.A. Wheels" who play Leif's friends are Steve Monahan who was
featured in Freewheelin, and Tony Alva who went on to be in Thrashin'... these
guys lives are skateboarding... like I said, fuck Tony Hawk. Best part of the
film though is that Allen makes out with Kathleen Lloyd, who some may know as
Magnum P.I.'s main love interest/female best friend ADA Carol Baldwin on Magnum,
P.I., that is just a weird, weird sight. I also like that Sol's (Carbone) hitman/main
second hand guy happens to be black... that is sooooo 70's. I almost thought
this was actually an 80's film, then I remembered, rollerblading was much more
in in the 80's. Yeah, there was Gleaming the Cube and Thrashin and the Back to
the Future sequence... but man... who can ever forget Prayer of the Rollerboys...
oh wait... nevermind... that was soooo 90's... well, 90's with a 80's twist.
Fuck, pop culture can be soo messed up.